Collection: Patriotic Collection: Star-Spangled Sass

Hold onto your sparklers, you flag-waving hooligans—our Patriotic Collection is here to crank your ‘Merica love up to eleven with a side of snarky swagger. This ain’t your uncle’s faded Fourth of July tee or some tired backyard BBQ gear. We’re dishing out red, white, and blue vibes so bold they’d make a bald eagle do a double take. Every piece is crafted with PerryDise’s signature middle-finger-to-mediocrity attitude—perfect for strutting your stuff at the cookout or telling nosy neighbors to mind their own damn business. Whether you’re grilling burgers or sparking chaos, this collection’s got the grit and glory to keep you loud and proud. Grab it now, or you’ll be saluting the regret of missing out, you star-spangled slacker!

P.S. Buy something, or I’ll make you sing the anthem off-key at the next town hall.