About PerryDise

Ever heard of Paradise? Yeah, didn’t think so—meet PerryDise, where cursey words aren’t just allowed, they’re the damn seasoning, and a little f*ckery’s the main course (we encourage it, so don’t clutch your pearls). We’re slingin’ crafts and hobbies with a twist—sarcastic, snarky, and lovin’ vibes, custom-made for you, whether you deserve it or not. Dive in and figure out what you’re actually about, if anything! Hey, crafty misfits! I’m Tricia, the Chaos Commander of PerryDise Creations, where glue guns, glitter, and batshit ideas smash into something brilliant. Since 2004, I’ve been wrangling my neurodivergent madness into handmade masterpieces—turning messes into crafts with techniques I’m unhealthily obsessed with. This site’s my playground for flaunting projects that set my soul on fire, all driven by a borderline obnoxious passion for making real shit.

My mission? To ignite your inner maker with every project—because you’ve got one, even if it’s buried under laziness. When I’m not wrist-deep in thread, paint, fabric, clay, resin, or whatever’s handy, I’m floating in the PerryDise Oasis pool with a cocktail, cooking something tasty in the Oasis Pavilion smoker, or plotting my next big craft. Crafting’s my superpower—cheaper than therapy and twice as fun, unlike your average self-help nonsense. Dive into my world, leave a comment, and let’s trade some sass over making things.

P.S. Don’t forget to buy something, you cheapskate!!