Collection: Christmas Collection: Festive Fire and Jingle-Bell Jab

Ho ho ho, you tinsel-tangled gremlins—our Christmas Collection is here to deck your halls with a whole lotta PerryDise snark! Forget those cheesy holiday sweaters your auntie knits or the generic mall-store ornaments. We’re slinging yuletide swagger so bold it’d make Santa rethink his naughty list. Every piece is crafted with our signature “screw the fruitcake” attitude—perfect for sipping spiked eggnog, dodging family feuds, or telling the HOA their light display looks like a reindeer threw up. From cozy fireside nights to chaotic gift swaps, this collection’s got the sparkle and shade to keep you merry and mouthy. Grab it before it’s gone faster than cookies at a Christmas party, you sleigh-riding slacker!

P.S. Buy something, or I’ll stuff your stocking with coal and glitter.